"Love doesn't die...but sometimes it should"

Films: Life After Beth (2014)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: It sucks to lose a loved one. But you know what sucks harder? That loved one coming back from the grave, except she's a self-serving zombie that wants to eat your neighbors and keep you in their life. Or non-life, really.

History: Beth Slocum was the light of Zach Orfman's life until she was tragically killed by a snake bite. Zach lives in guilt over their then-tumultuous relationship, but then finds that her grave's got a big hole in it. As it turns out, Beth, and many other people living here, came under a zombie virus, and is apparently no worse for wear because of it. But as time goes by, she starts becoming more erratic, her body starts to decay, and her hunger for people increases. Zach is quick to realize that she's better off dead.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After terrorizing Zach's life for some time, Beth is finally put down by him with a gun to the head. At the very least, she dies knowing he loved her. The rest of the zombies are killed off easily, mainly because the infection isn't contagious.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Gradually gets weaker and more feral with time. Also, smooth jazz calms her.

Scariness Factor: 4-Not so much the fact that she's a zombie, a very killable one at that, but just imagine being her. She's alive again, she feels alright, then the first signs of decay happen, and she has no idea how to comprehend it. She just keeps getting and feeling worse, and the only way out is death. Horrible for her and all around her.

Trivia: -Apparently, the director said that all of the characters are Jewish because they don't generally do autopsies, making it more plausible that they'd rise again as zombies. Um...what?

-Many, MANY of the casting gags in this film come from the fact that a lot of the actors played major roles in "Parks and Recreation".


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Or rot, in this case.

How did we get here? Have we got a rom-zom-com for you.

Girl attempts to eat boy. Girl gains heart-shaped curse mark from boy.

Still think this isn't a light-hearted Romero prequel, guys?!
You do know that red against green is ghastly here?

"Pretty sure there's some guy or gal with a fetish for what you're going through. This is 2014."


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